Quips & Quotes

Quips & quotes: August 9, 2014

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Issue 3874 31st Jul 2014

“When you are courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder, a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.” – Albert Einstein

Quips & quotes: July 5, 2014

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Issue 3869 26th Jun 2014

“In all the years I’ve known cows, as sure as sheep have wool, I’ve never met a cow that jumped a fence to see a bull.” – the Topp Twins on Topp Country

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