Help is at hand

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18th December, 2010
Last year the Ministry of Christmas piloted a helpline to provide advice for distressed Christmasers. It was a massive success, and is being rolled out nationwide this year. Here are extracts from the transcripts of last December's calls. Q: Is it okay to call Christmas Xmas as a handy abbreviation? A: Yes, but you must also call Christ­church Xchurch. (While you're at it, why not Ytangi Day?) Q: How long does the queue for the free present wrapping in the mall have to be before I might as well just wrap them myself? A: People will go to almost any ...

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