Sheep shots

By Pamela Stirling In Commentary

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1st August, 2009
Here are some of the best classic lines about the Kiwi-Aussie rivalry, many of which have appeared in the pages of this magazine. Aussie jokes about Kiwis: What are the best years of a New Zealander's life? Answer: Fifth form. A New Zealander rings up the Guinness Book of Records and says, "I want to get in the record book. I've just completed a jigsaw in two weeks." "So what," says the assessor, "that doesn't sound very unusual. " "But it says on the box three to five years." What can't you find in New Zealand? Virgin wool. How do you spell ...

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