Reddit users have been putting their minds to the question, “If companies had realistic slogans what would they be?”
Here are 10 of the best so far (many are US/Canada-centric – I’ve mostly ignored those).
Because its 2 am, you’re drunk, and you need pancakes.
We know more about you than you do
… And We’ll Take The Info
Tuition is very expensive
Here to serve you because you don’t know how to use Amazon
It’s Apple. Buy it.
Your No 1 browser for downloading other browsers
You don’t know what I am, update me anyway
Everything you’ve already seen on reddit 3 days later
Cat picture, cat picture, atheism quote, cat picture
Read the full thread – though be warned much of it is kind of coarse – here.