New Zealanders! Ever sensed you were living in a fish bowl? That you might be part of an elaborate reality-TV series? Extras in some south-pacific version of The Truman Show?

Well, you must be. Because the director has clearly demanded that ratings need a boost, and, so, this:

Assembled from the Twitter feeds of Kim Dotcom and Millie Elder-Holmes.

Kim Dotcom visits Paul Holmes via helicopter