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Stymied anti-monarchist manure protest, or “plot to kill” the royals?

Posted By Toby Manhire On November 13, 2012 @ 5:33 pm In The Internaut | No Comments

The interception [1]of the 76-year-old New Zealander who hoped to protest against the monarchy by applying horse manure to visiting royals Prince Charles and Not-Princess Camilla made plenty of headlines around the world.

But only in the hands of gutter gossip blog Celeb Dirty Laundry is it ramped up into a threat to the poor possums’ lives. Technically possible that horse manure could cause death, perhaps, but it demands a bit of imagination.

Oh, and they manage to shoehorn Princess Kate into the headline, too.

Quite an effort:

Is Kate Middleton Next? Plot To Kill Prince Charles And Camilla Parker-Bowles Uncovered

The waffle beneath includes a warning that we should not be too quick to demand that Charles and Camilla should stop down and let Prince William and Kate Middleton take over the thrown”.

I didn’t make that up.

For Celeb Dirty Laundry, horse manure seems about right. Or bat shit [2]. Or something.

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[1] interception : http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10846982

[2] bat shit: http://www.listener.co.nz/commentary/the-internaut/keys-thick-as-batshit-beckham-comments-win-international-headlines/

[3] Is Kate Middleton Next? Plot To Kill Prince Charles And Camilla Parker-Bowles Uncovered: http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2012/is-kate-middleton-next-plot-to-kill-prince-charles-anti-royalist-camilla-parker-bowles-uncovered-1112/

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