Cartoon caption competition

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30th November, 2012 17 comments

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The winner of the caption competition for this historic Punch cartoon will receive a pack of the champion red (Mud House Pinot Noir 2010), white (Wild Rock Pania Chardonnay 2010) and bubbles (Brancott Estate Sparkling Rosé) from this year’s New World Wine Awards. A record number of gold medals were awarded this year, reflecting the increasing quality of entries in the competition, now in its 10th year.

Enter your caption below in the comments section

OR

Send your captions for the cartoon on the left to: caption@listener.co.nz

Entries must be received by 9.00am, Friday, December 7.

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17 Responses to “Cartoon caption competition”

  1. maryjoe Dec 5 2012, 9:05pm

    My apologies sir,we don't have any garlic infused avocado oil in stock !!
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  2. Rapscalion Dec 5 2012, 2:22pm

    Every bar should have a big red Aussie.
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  3. Horn Dec 5 2012, 1:31am

    Sorry, sir, we serve only native-born Australians.
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  4. McKenzie Dec 4 2012, 9:04pm

    Australian: Hey mate, when you gunna start testing them new herbal highs on animals?
    P Dunne: I knew I shouldn't have sneaked a party pill, I swear that kangaroo just spoke!
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  5. Tom.McKernan Dec 4 2012, 12:24pm

    Did you hear the one about the bloke who walked into the apothecary with a sick crocodile under his arm?
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  6. jochchnz Dec 4 2012, 8:55am

    Mr Deans' restorative tonic is it? Are you sure it's supposed to have Arsenic in it?
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  7. Shannara Dec 3 2012, 3:19pm

    You understand this is only medicinal. It won't get you hopping all over the outback.
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  8. bones Dec 3 2012, 2:06pm

    Migraine ?......I thought he said migrate
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  9. desbo Dec 2 2012, 1:33pm

    I don't know - Martha just said to hop down to the Chemist for me
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  10. carlandjenny Dec 1 2012, 12:54pm

    Do you have a Fly Buys card?
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  11. Taleisin Dec 1 2012, 11:19am

    Refresher, please! It's fetid out there.

    Quite so, Sir. Your coat?
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  12. Phillip Dec 1 2012, 8:45am

    Been feeling a bit jumpy lately have we....well this medicine will calm you down a bit
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  13. aliagent Nov 30 2012, 10:32pm

    A Kangaroo walks into a bar.
    Bartender “Wallaby”
    Kangaroo “I’ll have a lager please”.
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  14. rexmcgregor Nov 30 2012, 8:47am

    Impressive references. The job's yours. I'm sure you'll make an excellent bouncer.
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  15. apneric Nov 30 2012, 8:39am

    Honest, I've never bowled underarm in my life. Now how about that malt whiskey?
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  16. BarbaraW Nov 29 2012, 8:05pm

    This will put a spring in your tail.
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  17. Archie Murphy Nov 29 2012, 5:09pm

    Could you hop around for five minutes while I make this up?
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