Quips & Quotes: February 9 2013

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“After the show was announced, there were two big bits of feedback I got from Twitter and Facebook. One was that TVNZ was using the same old faces. The other was that they had no idea who I was.”
– comedian Jesse Mulligan on Seven Sharp in the Herald on Sunday.

“Put all your eggs in one basket. Then you’re less likely to drop that basket.”
– boxer David Haye in the Observer and the Week.

“It’s good to hated by the right people.”
– Johnny Cash, quoted in the Times.

“Two years from now, spam will be solved.”
– Microsoft’s Bill Gates in 2004.

“The Russian Space Agency announced plans to send an unmanned spacecraft to the moon in 2015. Not only that, but it will be thrown there by a shirtless Vladimir Putin.”
– comedian Seth Meyers.

“The Republicans had everything going for them – a terrible economy, an unpopular incumbent and a positive message for the American voter: ‘less than half of you are parasites’.”
– Stephen Colbert.

“My mechanic told me, ‘I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.’”
– comedian Steven Wright.

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.”
– humorist Erma Bombeck.

“Mistakes are part of the dues that one pays for a full life.”
– actress Sophia Loren.

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