Spy scandal pick-up lines: 10 of the best

By Toby Manhire In The Internaut

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The scandal around the widespread covert spying led by the US National Security Agency has at least delivered some decent jokes.

Tweeted with the hashtag, #NSAPickUpLines, there has been an impressively amusing crop.

Some have even been embellished with stock photography.

Here are 10 of the best …


You’re free Friday. Would you like to have dinner?




Roses are red, violets are blue, your pin number 6852.


Girl, you must have fallen from heaven because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.


Do you believe in love at first sight, or did I misunderstand your search history?


I know exactly where you have been all my life.


You look way prettier in person than through your webcam.


I knew you’d be here.


I feel like I’ve known you since you got that cellphone for your 15th birthday.


Just relax while we unzip your files.


You come here often.

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